Ranking Every Minecraft Toy in McDonalds Meals

18. Gold Block And Dawn

Dawn may be stuck in a block like the others, but at least she scored a shiny gold one. Her bright outfit adds a little life to the design, even if the figure still feels more meh than the movie. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

17. Grass Block And Llama

This grass block and llama combo is classic Minecraft, but it doesn’t bring much excitement. Just watch out, those llamas don’t forget when their Trader takes an unfortunate, accidental fall. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

16. Stone Block And Garrett

Garrett might be full of energy in the movie, but inside this plain stone block, he feels more like background scenery. It’s hard not to wonder what he did to deserve being stuck in one of the worst toys. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

15. Big Mac Crystal

The Big Mac Crystal is… a block. Sure, it’s made of cheese and mined from special sauce, but even this can't spice up how plain it feels compared to the more creative toys. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

14. Soda Potion

This soda potion might not be the most exciting toy, but it gets points for being oddly fun and potion-shaped. It’s weird, it’s simple, and somehow, the idea of running around as a fizzy drink just works. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

13. Evoker

This Evoker looks great, but let’s be honest, it's still the most terrifying toy. If it brings back memories of panic-running through a mansion just for some books, you’re not alone. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

12. Pink Wool Block And Pink Sheep

Pink sheep and pink wool in one adorable toy? Instant happiness. It’s a cheerful little combo that brings all the joy of a rare in-game sighting, no hours of searching required. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

11. Diamond Block And Steve

It’s tiny Steve in a maybe-diamond block, and honestly, we’re just glad he’s here. He’s the face of Minecraft, and even if the diamond looks a bit more like lapis, we’ll let it slide. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

10. Redstone Block And Creeper

This Redstone Block and Creeper combo is a perfect match, troublemaker meets power source. It’s a fun little reminder of every Redstone contraption you’ve lost to a well-timed boom. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

9. Skeleton

This skeleton looks like it crawled out of the shadows and straight into your Happy Meal, and somehow, it’s even creepier than usual. With odd armor and an intense stare, it’s giving major creepy vibes. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

8. Wolf

This Minecraft wolf is the best companion, strong, dependable, and always ready to help. Whether you're building an army or just want a trusty sidekick, he’s truly one of the game's goodest boys. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

7. Birdie Wings

Birdie finally gets her wings with this colorful Elytra, and she’s ready to soar like never before. It’s a fun tribute to a classic McDonald’s icon who’s still going strong, just don’t call her old. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

6. Bee

This Minecraft bee may look sweet and harmless, but don’t forget that if you mess with its hive, it won’t be so friendly. Luckily, this toy version just buzzes with cuteness, no stingers attached. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

5. Zombie Hamburglar

Hamburglar shows up as a sneaky Minecraft zombie, and it weirdly makes total sense. He’s always chasing food, causing trouble, and somehow still getting away with it, the classic behavior for Hamburglar. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

4. Pink Sheep

This rare pink sheep is bigger, brighter, and way easier to spot than in the game. It’s cute enough to leave out on display or hide around the house for surprise smiles. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

3. Fry Helmet

This fry helmet won’t fit your head or protect you from mobs, but it’s guaranteed to make people smile. It’s silly, fun, and exactly the kind of goofy item that makes Happy Meals so great. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

2. Creeper

This Creeper looks just like he walked out of the Minecraft Movie: blocky, green, and ready to cause significant trouble. Don’t worry, he won’t explode… probably. | © EarlyGame/Mojang

1. Grimace Egg

Grimace shows up as a Minecraft Ender Dragon egg, and it’s the kind of perfect toy you expect to see in your menu. He looks a little strange, a little cool, and definitely stands out from the rest. | © EarlyGame/Mojang