A normal hit lands once. These games never seemed interested in that arrangement. They kept crawling onto new consoles, slipping into remasters, showing up in anniversary editions, and acting like every hardware cycle owed them another lap.
At some point, a re-release stops feeling like a bonus and starts looking like a second career. That is the case with the games below, the ones that have been resold, repackaged, and revived so many times that their shelf life turned into a running joke.