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Top 5 Games to Play While Making Soup

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Cooking guide game — 5. COOKING GUIDE: CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO EAT?: Let us introduce to you to the Gordon Ramsey of video games, the 2008 Nintendo DS Game “Cooking Guide: Can't Decide What to Eat?” Well, f**k, this game has clearly got to be paired with the s**test of all the soups – pea soup. Now, whilst the game flopped as much as a two-year-old trying to put on shoes, it did have one redeeming factor: This endlessly funny trailer. (Credit: Tsuji Cooking Academy)

Hatoful boyfriend pidgeon — 4. HATOFUL BOYFRIEND: Let's pair this with something poultry... maybe a nice and humble chicken soup. This way, you can fantasize about your best bird friends in this fabulous game. The weird as f**k thing about Hatoful Boyfriend is, for a dating sim, it is actually bizarrely good! Basically, you are a normal person, and you go to bird high school. Ever felt like dating a pigeon? Well, here's your chance... (Credit: PigeoNation Inc.)

Cdi zelda game — 3. ANY OF THE CD-I LEGEND OF ZELDA GAMES: If you want to see the origins of meme culture, there's no need to look further than the CD-I Zelda games, released back in the 90's. Holy hell in a bucket with a capsicum on top, that's one hell of a crazy ride, if you have the guts. It was hard to choose a soup to pair this delicacy with, so we chose an oldie but a Goldie, much like this classic disaster. Something kind of common, but also kind of s**t, the classic: tomato soup. (Image Credit: Philips)

Hand simulator — 2. Hand Simulator: If you wanted to know the definition of creepy, you could summarize it with the simple concept of Hand Simulator. You are a hand; you have to do stuff. What else needs to be said? It's amazing, and you gotta check it out for super cheap on Steam or something, if you haven't already. It's perfect to play whilst cooking the simple and delicious classic that is Pumpkin Soup. (Credit: HFM Games)

Super Mario — 1. SUPER MARIO BROS.: Okay, you've probably guessed it, we are pairing the entire Super Mario franchise with Mushroom Soup. It is delicious, it is simple, there's way too much of it in the world, and yet we still can't quite get enough. Just imagine jamming to that tune, chopping’ and stomping those mushies to the beat, and feeling just bad, oh so bad. That feeling will follow you every time you think about the irony of what is going on... at that exact moment. NOM NOM NOM! Oof, Mario, that's dark as f**k, man... (Credit: Nintendo)

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Nothing is better than a good bowl of soup after a long day's work in the office (or home office, cause, you know, Covid). The operative question, however, is what game to play whilst making said soup? Should it suit the ingredients in question (HUH!)? If so, what pairs best with pumpkin? Carrot? Mushroom is pretty self-explanatory, but you better keep reading to find out why. We apologize in advance for wasting your time...

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Nothing is better than a good bowl of soup after a long day's work in the office (or home office, cause, you know, Covid). The operative question, however, is what game to play whilst making said soup? Should it suit the ingredients in question (HUH!)? If so, what pairs best with pumpkin? Carrot? Mushroom is pretty self-explanatory, but you better keep reading to find out why. We apologize in advance for wasting your time...

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Want to only see the video game news you're most interested in? Want to personalize your gaming news feed? Then check out our brand new MyEarlyGame!