Fame in one field doesn’t always carry over to the recording booth, and these stars found that out the hard way. The albums arrived with big buzz and sank fast. Here are 15 celebrities who tried and failed to have music careers.
Don’t quit the day job.
Two albums into a music career, Bruce Willis still couldn't shake the fact that people just wanted him to be John McClane with a harmonica. "The Return of Bruno" sold on novelty alone, and the follow-up barely sold at all. His cover of "Respect Yourself" charted briefly, mostly out of pure confusion. After that, the charts stopped humoring him. | © Saban Films
Gwyneth Paltrow never committed to a full album, which in hindsight looks like the smartest move in this entire list. She recorded a few singles tied to movie soundtracks, including her take on "Cruisin'" with Huey Lewis for Duets. It charted, barely, and then quietly disappeared. Dabbling turned out to be safer than diving in. | © Vogue / YouTube
A Nickelodeon tie-in album doesn't exactly scream longevity, and Emma Roberts never pretended otherwise. Unfabulous and More rode the coattails of her show in 2005 and vanished once the series ended. No singles followed, no second record, no attempt to make singing part of her identity. It was merchandise with a melody attached. | © Netflix
Kobe Bryant wanted to rap before he wanted to be a brand, and the results were rough even by late-90s standards. His single "K.O.B.E." featured Tyra Banks on the hook, which should have been a warning sign on its own. The planned album got shelved after the song flopped commercially. Basketball, it turned out, was the safer bet all along. | © Wikidepia
Harsh reviews followed Naomi Campbell the moment "Babywoman" hit shelves in 1994. Critics weren't cruel without reason, her vocals were thin and the production couldn't hide it. The album still found an audience in Japan, oddly enough, going platinum there while flopping everywhere else. Modeling remained the job she was actually good at. | © FX Network
Somewhere out there, a teenage Tom Hardy recorded rap verses that were never meant for public consumption. They mostly stayed that way, surfacing only in fragments years later once he was famous enough for people to go digging. The flow is exactly as rough as you'd expect from a bedroom demo nobody planned on releasing. Acting clearly wasn't the backup plan here, it was the correction. | © Universal Pictures
Ryan Gosling started a band called Dead Man's Bones with Zach Shields, and it was stranger than anyone expected from a working actor. Think funeral choirs, ghost stories, and a children's chorus backing up songs about death and monsters. It got a cult following and even a short tour, which is more than most celebrity side projects manage. Interesting doesn't always mean successful, and this stayed a curiosity rather than a career. | © Warner Bros. Pictures
Heidi Montag spent around two million dollars making "Superficial," and the album sold so poorly it became the punchline instead of the comeback. Reports claimed it moved fewer than a thousand copies in its first week, an almost impressive failure given the budget behind it. Every element was built for maximum spectacle, from the production to the surgery-heavy press tour around it. The math never worked, and nobody involved seemed surprised. | © Good Morning America / YouTube
One single was all it took for Tyra Banks to quietly close the door on a music career. "Shake Ya Body" came and went without making any real noise, overshadowed by everything else she had going on. Modeling, television, a talk show empire, all of it made more sense than chasing the charts. She tried the booth once, decided it wasn't worth repeating, and moved on without looking back. | © Sony Pictures Releasing
Before she was winning Oscars, Brie Larson released a teen pop album called "Finally Out of P.E." back in 2005. It leaned hard into bubblegum production, aimed squarely at a Radio Disney crowd that had plenty of other options. The songs disappeared fast, and so did any public push toward a music career. What stuck around instead was the acting, which turned out to be the actual talent worth betting on. | © Walt Disney Pictures
Four albums is not a small commitment. Jennifer Love Hewitt kept releasing music through the late 90s and 2000s without ever landing a hit that matched her acting profile. Her songs charted modestly at best, and most people reading this forgot they existed until right now. Persistence alone doesn't build a music career. | © Variance Films
Lindsay Lohan's first album actually worked. "Speak" went platinum and gave her real pop credibility in 2004, which made the follow-up that much harder to watch. "A Little More Personal (Raw)" sold a fraction of the numbers and arrived buried under tabloid noise instead of promotion. The momentum she built with the first record evaporated almost entirely by the second. | © Paramount Pictures
Singing turned out to be the one thing Scarlett Johansson couldn't fully sell to the public. She released a Tom Waits covers album in 2008 and a Bob Dylan tribute years later, both treated as curiosities rather than statements. Neither spawned a tour, a follow-up era, or anything resembling a fanbase. The voice was fine. The career never had a pulse. | © Walt Disney Pictures
2004 was supposed to be the year Robert Downey Jr. proved the acting chops carried over to music. "The Futurist" got polite praise for his piano work and actual singing ability, then sold next to nothing. No single connected, no tour followed, and the label didn't rush a second record. Talent was never really the problem here. | © PowerfulJRE / YouTube
Every celebrity vanity project has a ceiling, and Kim Kardashian found hers almost instantly. "Jam (Turn It Up)" dropped in 2011 to immediate mockery, and she has spent years since trying to distance herself from it. There was no album, no tour, no second attempt at redemption. Some ideas are better left as one-offs, and she clearly agreed. | © Call Her Daddy / YouTube
Fame in one field doesn’t always carry over to the recording booth, and these stars found that out the hard way. The albums arrived with big buzz and sank fast. Here are 15 celebrities who tried and failed to have music careers.
Fame in one field doesn’t always carry over to the recording booth, and these stars found that out the hard way. The albums arrived with big buzz and sank fast. Here are 15 celebrities who tried and failed to have music careers.