I wanted to love the final season. I showed up ready to get wrecked emotionally, applaud the big swings, and forgive a little weirdness for the sake of a good goodbye. Instead, I got a finale that felt like it sprinted through the finish line while dropping half its luggage on the track – dramatic, sure, but also messy in a way that’s hard to unsee once you notice it.
And yeah, it wasn’t Game of Thrones “call a wellness check” bad, but it was still rough. The kind of rough where you’re enjoying a scene and then – bam – your brain trips over a missing explanation and faceplants into the plot. So I started keeping a petty little list, and now you get to benefit from it: the biggest unresolved Stranger Things plot holes and unanswered questions the finale left behind, whether it meant to or not.