Ugliest Vehicle Designs in Rocket League

5. Octane Robin Hood

Jeeeeez... what a way to start! This thing is an absolute disaster of a car. Sure, Robin Hood is cool – steal from the rich to give to the poor, and all that stuff – but enough is enough. This is too much. It is just... so ugly. Why would you want to drive this painful monstrosity around? It isn't funny. You're not funny. It's just terrible. Take the bloody hat off! | © Psyonix via RocketPrices

4. Batmobile

Okay, don't kill me. The Batmobile might be awesome in Batman... but it is kind of ugly. Seriously, why do people like this vehicle? You ain't Batman, and you're never going to be Batman. Only Batman can pull this off, so stop trying. Seriously. I don't care if this is hard to hear. It's ugly. Get over it. | © Psyonix

3. This 2017 Monstrosity

Okay, this is from a Reddit thread where peeps literally compare their ugliest designs, so I forgive u/Ankjaevel for this one. That being said, wow, this is ugly. My eyes are bleeding. Like seriously, I can feel the blood rolling down my cheeks. This is positively one of the worst Rocket League car designs that I have ever... ever... ever seen... | © Psyonix / u/Ankjaevel via Reddit

2. Love Cockroach

I call this the Love Cockroach. Why? Well, that's a bit of a dumb question. It's pretty obvious. There is a cockroach topper and a love balloon. Oof. I mean, it's kind of funny, but this thing is physically painful to look at. Ouch! Love cockroach? More like crap cockroach... © Psyonix / u/BenceAce via Reddit

1. X-Devil With Eyes

This absolute disaster of a car is not even ugly in a funny way. It's bland, blue, and bleak. The eyes? That ain't funny, that's just creepy, and adds absolutely nothing to this vehicle. It really doesn't help that the X-Devil is already an insanely ugly vehicle, and with no decal, this vehicle jumps to the forefront of my mind. It's one of the most obnoxious Rocket League vehicle designs I have ever seen. A fitting way to end this awful article. © Psyonix via RocketPrices

There are many vehicles in Rocket League, some prettier than others. Some of them are so unbelievably disgusting, however, that they would make even Gordon Ramsey cringe. Some have stupid hats, some have stupid paint jobs, and all in all: there are some insanely ugly Battle Cars. We have decided to pop a few together for your amusement – just remember to keep a bucket close, some of these are sickening... Please thank us for putting this together, we had to wade through some real stinkers! Here are the top 5 ugliest vehicles in Rocket League!

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