We managed to connect four, which means you get to read another Weekly Wrap-Up. What a generous gift to the world! Week four, for you.
We are giving away FREE SH*T! Yes. A 50€ voucher here, a hoodie there, a €25 voucher elsewhere and then also €20 and €15.Also, we’re throwing some currency for your favorite game on top. You know: V-Bucks, FIFA coins, Onlyfans currency or Monopoly money – whatever you’re into, we don’t judge.
I know that sounds good. You know that sounds good. Now if you wanna be a part of all this goodness, you gotta create your MyEarlyGame account on our website. I know what that sounds like, but:HOLD UP
Sorry… my caps key was stuck. Listen though, MyEarlyGame is FREE, it removes all ads, you get MONTHLY GIVEAWAYS – like the one above – and you can customize the website, which… no big deal… just your own customized website that gets 2 million traffic a month, but whatever…
So sign up.Do it.Do it.
Speaking of free stuff, listen up, broke people: Nobody’s shaming you. The virus hit all of our pockets. Amazon knows, because they capitalize on brokeness: If you sign up for Prime Gaming now, you can get goodies for a sh*t ton of games.
Some of them nobody cares about, like UFC 4, Dark Rises or Rocket Arena, but some of them are legit: Red Dead Online, Assassin’s Creed Valhalla and even FIFA & League of Legends struck some kind of deal with the devil. Uh, sorry, Amazon. They struck some kind of deal with Amazon:
To continue on LoL: League of Legends patch 11.2 is only on until Wednesday, so if you wanna stunt on fools but are trash at the game, you’re in luck: Call us Kim Kardashian because we turn trash into diamonds (get it, because her reality show is trash and she got diamonds and in LoL you can get to Diamond and… ah, nevermind).
Best Champions on LoL Patch 11.2:
- Best Top Laners
- Best ADCs
- Best Junglers
- Best Mid Laners
- Best Supports
- A picture of Kim Kardashian with a diamond
PewDiePie. You might have heard of him. He’s the guy that’s openly discriminating against pie in his very name and no one says a damn thing about it.
Ok, that was a terrible joke, but it’s not any more terrible than his virtual avatars.See… now you wanna see how bad the avatars are, right, right? Well, you know what’s coming…:Links, baby! Click me. Touch me. Oh yes.
Oh and if you’re lazy and just looking at the pictures, then… actually, then you’re not even reading this right here anyway. Hm… wait. So, if you are reading this and like pictures, then you probably also like videos, because they’re like the fusion of like text and like… images, bro. #deepNevermind me, just rambling to get to 500 words. Watch the weekly gaming recap, because we need views:
If this wasn’t enough EarlyGame for you, then you’ll be delighted to hear this:
We launched MyEarlyGame, a log-in feature on our website that allows to see only the content you want to see. Basically it’s gaming segregation – because we know what gamers want.