Every movie gets a tiny window where people are willing to believe the mess might still come together. Then there are the others – the ones with dead-eyed trailers, bargain-bin visuals, and that unmistakable sense that everybody involved already knew what was coming.
These are the films that never inspired curiosity so much as morbid confirmation. Before release, they already looked like punchlines, and once they finally landed, the only real surprise was how accurately the bad vibes had called it.