Ever Wanted To Sleep With Freddy Krueger? Get Ready, Then

Apparently, there will be a Dead by Daylight dating sim game... where you will be able to romance all killers... because that's obviously still missing in the gaming industry.

Dead by daylight dating sim
I'm just wondering... about that hand... you know... | © Behaviour Interactive

You know what we haven't been able to do in gaming yet? Sleep with the likes of Michael Myers or Ghost Face. Although, I'm sure somewhere out there, you can do that... I do not want to know where, nor do I want to try it out, though. I'm fine sleeping with aliens, thank you very much.

Anyway, Behaviour Interactive, the developers of Dead by Daylight, have thought to themselves: "We have all these killers... how else can we use them except for killing people?" and then settled on a dating sim... because... that makes sense?

This is a leak, so you need to take it with your usual grain of salt, but filing for a trademark with that name... what else could it be?

Now I just need to know... can you then actually romance all of the killers? And what would the story be? Is it going to be PG18? Will we be able to bang the Clown? And who of you actually thought of the Clown? If you did, I have some questions for you.

Dead by Daylight currently has 27 killers, so there'd definitely be a lot of options here and, let's be real, some of these killers can get it. Artist? Yes, please. Trickster? A snack. Spirit? In a weird way... yes.

And let's be real, there's probably some people out there who want to sleep with Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger. This dating sim game? A dream come true and a judgment-free zone.