Hollywood keeps mistaking box-ticking for storytelling, then acts surprised when audiences notice. Some of these movies don’t introduce characters so much as announce them, like the studio is reading a mission statement out loud and calling it entertainment.
What follows is a hall of fame for clumsy “modernization,” where dialogue turns into slogans and identity gets treated like a marketing feature instead of something human. If you’d rather see the opposite done right, we also have a separate piece on movies where inclusion actually feels natural and earned.