The Nintendo Switch is often painted as the most family friendly console, yet now... it seems the Switch is as NSFW as it gets.
Once upon a time, Nintendo was super strict when it came to what was allowed on their Nintendo eShop. After all, this is Nintendo, the Disney of gaming - they have an image to uphold. Somehow, though, all things change: Some of Disney's best shows and movies are quite violent and the Nintendo Switch eShop is hosting games that are censored or banned on other platforms. This latest one... is essentially straight up porn, and it has the name to match: Massage Freaks.
Massage Freaks Is the Most NSFW Switch Game
The name says it all, and for everybody that's already sweating with intrigue - Massage Freaks will be released very soon, on August 4, and it'll cost you $28. The name of the game is... the game: You "massage cuties". Not just in any which way though, this is also a rhythm game:
Play the rhythm game to work out the kinks in these beauties' bodies. This new take on rhythm games has you massage beautiful women in time to the music. The patrons of your massage parlor have not only sore bodies, but unique worries weighing on their hearts as well. Use your secret massage technique to clear all the stress out of their minds and bodies!
Sounds like a game of the year candidate. The rhythm aspect might make it hard to play the game one-handed, and the official website makes it obvious that the game is very NSFW, which is why I'm not linking to it here. In any case... now you know. Enjoy.