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Top 15 weirdest non-humans "spicy" scenes in video games

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Gaming - November 27th 2024, 18:30 GMT+1

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For this gallery, we’re diving into those spicy, adult-only scenes where a character interacts with an entity that’s... let’s just say, not entirely human. At best, it’s cringe-worthy, and at worst… well, let’s just say it’s downright disgusting.

Think we missed an essential scene for this list? Well... this might be one of those times where it’s better to just keep it to yourself.

Cropped Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines — 15. Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (2004) - It’s always with vampires, isn’t it?

When you’re playing as an undead creature of the night, romance naturally comes with a side of bite marks and eternal damnation. Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines is no exception, giving players a taste of its sultry underworld. One steamy scene involves a seductive vampire club owner who blurs the line between sensuality and outright danger. It’s dramatic, over-the-top, and oh-so-vampiric – because who needs a pulse for passion, right? | © Troika Games

Cropped DMC — 14. DmC: Devil May Cry (2013) - Mundus and her demon partner

File this one under “Did I just see that?” DmC doesn’t hold back on the bizarre, and the scene between Mundus and her demon lover feels like walking in on something you really shouldn’t have. Awkward? Absolutely. Necessary to the plot? Probably not. Hilariously unforgettable? You bet. Leave it to a reboot of Devil May Cry to turn demon love into a cringe-tastic spectacle. | © Ninja Theory

Cropped The Witcher 3 — 13. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015) - The stuffed unicorn

Geralt of Rivia is known for his dashing good looks, monster-slaying skills, and a certain knack for creative intimacy. In The Witcher 3, one of the most talked-about scenes involves Geralt and Yennefer rekindling their romance atop a taxidermied unicorn. Is it romantic? Kind of. Is it weird? Oh, absolutely. But hey, we're in a fantasy world, right? | © CD Projekt Red

Cropped Fallout 4 — 12. Fallout 4 (2015) - Magnolia Is actually a synth

Leave it to Fallout 4 to make you question everything, including your love life. Magnolia, the sultry lounge singer in Diamond City, charms her way into your heart (and maybe your quarters). But plot twist – she’s a synth! Is it love? Is it circuitry? Is it ethically murky? All of the above. This is Fallout, after all, where even romance has existential undertones. | © Bethesda Game Studios

Cropped Fallout New Vegas — 11. Fallout: New Vegas (2010) - Trying out Fisto the robot

If you thought romance in Fallout 4 was strange, New Vegas takes it a step further with Fisto, the “fully integrated security technotronic officer.” Sure, Fisto is a robot, but it’s got a way with words that’ll make you question your life choices. The scene is played for laughs, but let’s just say it’s not one you’ll forget – or maybe not one you want to remember. | © Obsidian Entertainment

Cropped Saints Row IV — 10. Saints Row IV (2013) - Trying out the robot… again...

In Saints Row IV, romance gets a tech-savvy twist when one of the romance endings involves the AI companion CID. Yep, your flirtation with the floating orb of advanced technology culminates in a hilariously awkward scene that’s as endearing as it is absurd. It’s pure Saints Row chaos: over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek, and oddly charming. Because in this game, even a romance with a disembodied voice and a sleek robotic shell can lead to sparks flying – literally. | © Volition

Cropped Dragon Age Veilguard — 9. Dragon Age series (2009–2014) - Love among dragons (and dwarves, and elves…)

When it comes to romance, Dragon Age doesn’t discriminate. Dwarves, elves, qunari – this series is all about bringing diverse fantasy races together, often in very passionate ways. Whether you’re exploring a forbidden love or just testing out all the romance options, Dragon Age delivers the steamy goods with a side of epic storytelling. Who knew saving the world could be so romantic? | © BioWare

Cropped Mass Effect — 8. Mass Effect series (2007–2012) - Boldly loving where no one has loved before

Move over, fantasy races – it’s time for some intergalactic love. Mass Effect lets you woo a variety of alien companions, each with their own quirks and, well, anatomy. From the stoic Turians to the mysterious Asari, it’s a playground of extraterrestrial romance. Commander Shepard is proof that love truly knows no boundaries – or species. | © BioWare

Cropped SILENT HILL 2 — 7. Silent Hill 2 (2001) - Monster mannequins and Pyramid Head

If you thought Silent Hill 2 was just about psychological horror, think again. The infamous scene where Pyramid Head “interacts” with the monster mannequins is unsettling in every sense of the word. Is it a metaphor for trauma? A weird fever dream? Whatever it is, it’s guaranteed to make your skin crawl. | © Konami

Cropped Conkers Bad Fur Day — 6. Conker’s Bad Fur Day (2001) - The sunflower and the bees

Conker’s Bad Fur Day is infamous for its crude humor, but the scene with the giant sunflower and a swarm of bees takes the cake. It’s absurd, it’s awkward, and it leaves you questioning how this game ever made it to release. But hey, if you’re into pollen-based romance, who are we to judge? | © Rare

Cropped Baldurs Gate 3 — 5. Baldur’s Gate 3 (2023) - Get passionate with a bear

When Baldur’s Gate 3 announced its romance options, nobody expected this. A particularly memorable scene allows you to get up close and personal with a shapeshifted druid… who happens to be in bear form at the time. Is it weird? Definitely. Is it also hilarious? Absolutely. It’s the kind of moment that perfectly encapsulates the chaotic, anything-goes spirit of Dungeons & Dragons. | © Larian Studios

Cropped Monster Prom — 4. Monster Prom (2018) - All monsters, actually

In Monster Prom, the romance options are as wild as the party vibes. One particularly unforgettable ending involves gathering several of your monstrous classmates for an... exceptionally inclusive celebration. It’s as chaotic, hilarious, and over-the-top as you’d expect from a game where a sentient blob and a ghost are valid dating options. This game takes “it’s complicated” to a whole new level, and we’re here for every absurd second of it. | © Beautiful Glitch

Cropped Duke Nukem — 3. Duke Nukem Forever (2011) - The twins meet the aliens

Leave it to Duke Nukem Forever to turn a rescue mission into something uncomfortable. After a very bizarre sequence involving alien captivity, you’re left with more questions than answers – and none of them good. Is this supposed to be funny? Gross? Both? Either way, it’s a scene that leaves an impression, whether you want it to or not. | © Gearbox Software

Cropped Shadows of the Damned — 2. Shadows of the Damned (2011) - Walk on top of your giant vision of your girlfriend

In Shadows of the Damned, romance takes a literal turn when the protagonist walks across a massive, naked vision of his girlfriend. It’s meant to be symbolic, but the execution lands somewhere between awkward and unintentionally comedic. Who knew love could be so… towering? | © Grasshopper Manufacture

Cropped House of the Dead — 1. The House of the Dead: Overkill (2009) - Entering the giant, zombie mother

This cult-classic zombie shooter doesn’t just flirt with the absurd – it dives headfirst into it, especially in its grotesque finale. The final showdown takes place inside a bloated, decaying mutant mother, and it’s every bit as disgusting as you’re imagining (maybe worse). Gooey, slimy, and horrifyingly visceral, this scene leaves no stone unturned when it comes to sheer gross-out factor. If you thought zombie guts were bad, wait until you’re knee-deep in this. It’s grindhouse horror at its most unapologetically nasty. | © Headstrong Games

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Ah, video games – the medium that’s given us epic battles, heartwarming stories, and, well… some moments that make you raise an eyebrow and say, “Wait, what?” Welcome to the wild world of “spicy” scenes in gaming, where developers decided that romance (or something close to it) doesn’t always have to involve humans.

We’ve rounded up the top 15 weirdest non-human “spicy” moments in video games – moments that made us laugh, cringe, or question the creative brainstorming that led to their existence. Prepare yourself for a journey through awkward animations, bizarre chemistry, and some truly unexpected pairings. Let’s dive in – but don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Ah, video games – the medium that’s given us epic battles, heartwarming stories, and, well… some moments that make you raise an eyebrow and say, “Wait, what?” Welcome to the wild world of “spicy” scenes in gaming, where developers decided that romance (or something close to it) doesn’t always have to involve humans.

We’ve rounded up the top 15 weirdest non-human “spicy” moments in video games – moments that made us laugh, cringe, or question the creative brainstorming that led to their existence. Prepare yourself for a journey through awkward animations, bizarre chemistry, and some truly unexpected pairings. Let’s dive in – but don’t say we didn’t warn you!