Patriotism to-go – and a mobile plan that screams “Trump-style!”
Donald Trump is expanding his brand empire with a new prestige item: the “Trump Phone.”
After golden skyscrapers, premium steaks, and luxury cologne, the US president is now launching a smartphone that shines not only with its color but also with a hefty dose of patriotism.
T1 – The Smartphone That Does More Than Just Call
Named the T1, Trump’s smartphone comes in a bold gold tone—no surprise, since it’s meant to reflect the signature flashiness of the Trump brand.
The Trump Organization has confirmed all T1 Gold Trump Mobile phones will be pre-programmed with Sniffies, Grindr, Jack'd, Feeld, and Scruff. pic.twitter.com/CrKXthhrFI
— Poo Crave (@Poo_Crave) June 16, 2025
Tech-wise, the phone is reportedly solid but far from revolutionary.
Whether it’s truly made entirely in the U.S. remains unclear.
Experts believe most components, like in many other devices, are sourced from Asia—basically, a “China firecracker for the Fourth of July.”
Plan 47: The Phone Plan That Even Makes Trump Do The Math
For exactly $47.45 a month (because why not throw in the extra cents?), you get full mobile service piggybacking on Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile’s networks.
Sounds fancy at first, but it's really just a hitchhiker plan cruising on the infrastructure of the big guys.
And for those worried Trump might build his own network from scratch – relax. Your tweets will still arrive on time.
The Rocky Launch Of The Trump Phone
Let’s just say… it was classic Trump.
The website stuttered like a Windows 98 relic, orders were accidentally double-charged, and some customers began to wonder if they were getting two phones — or if this was a secret “VIP double bundle.”
Unintentional chaos? Or genius marketing?
Hard to tell. But one thing’s for sure — it’s peak Trump-style.
For Fans Who Love Phones And Politics
Technically? Well, it's more of a luxury gimmick than a tech revolution. But politically?
It’s a loud and proud statement for anyone who doesn’t just carry Make America Great Again in their hand – but in their heart.
So, if you’re into golden bling with a patriotic punch, now’s your moment.
Everyone else? Sit back, relax, and watch as Make America Great Again becomes Make Phones Great Again.
Complete with shiny gold, a sprinkle of chaos, and absolutely zero boredom.