You Can Play God of War on Xbox Now

This isn't what we wanted when we said we wanted God of War to come to Xbox... We swear!

War God Xbox Game
This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like. | © Dolaka Ltd

Look away! Close your eyes! The image above will curse you to ten years of bad sex... at least that's what it feels like. We swear to god this is not what we meant when we said we wanted God of War on the Xbox. But somehow it's what we've gotten...

Recently, on the Xbox game store a mysterious game by the name of... War Gods Zeus of Child... appeared for a whopping £3.39. So, what exactly is this game and how come it has become part of every nightmare?

New 'God of War' Game Appears in Xbox Store

So, what exactly is this monstrosity, and how did it come into our lives? Well, this is an amazing game you can pick up in the Xbox Store for a few bucks. The game itself is complete and utter nonsense. If you were looking for great gameplay, deep story and insane characters, then this is not the God of War parody for you, honey.

No, this game is complete trash, but if you want to get your friends to laugh and cry at the same time, then you can pay a few bucks to download this game and then... enjoy... I guess? I do suggest taking a few shots before booting it up though it'll make the experience that much funnier.


Basically, War Gods Zeus of Child is an arena fighting game in which you can play as Kratos... or some deformed version of him and you fight an onslaught of mobs. The game ends when you die or you throw your controller to the ground in frustration.

But it's got its moments. There is no backing animations so when you do decide to walk backwards you merely float... that alone has got quite a few chuckles out of me to be honest.

Where to Get This Game?

As already mentioned, this game is available in the Xbox Store. It seems to be part of the Xbox Creators Collection, wherein small studios or single creators can post their games, but nowhere in the Xbox Store does it say that War Gods Zeus of Child is a part of this...

The Xbox Creators Collection let's game developers post their games without having to go through Xbox's certification and approval process making this the wild west of games available and sometimes you find a diamond in the rough and other times you find... this...