Ben Simpson

Where do I start? Probably best to do it at the beginning: From a young age, I knew I wanted to become a journalist, so, naturally the path to take was through Harvard. Yes, touch me. Naturally, Natalie Portman was my classmate (no lie), and I let her cheat off my tests, but that's another story. Writing always came easy, and finding a job with a Harvard degree came easier. Now, whenever I'm not consuming entertainment and pop-culture, I'm writing about it. Some say entertainment writers are trash, I say: Tell that to Natalie Portman.